Taylor Swift is so right about you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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