party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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