WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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