he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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