handjob tips. give me some.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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