Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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