Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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