She's JV to your varsity
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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