im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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