Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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