I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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