Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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