I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've blown a few things in my day
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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