brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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