oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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