we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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