is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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