Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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