I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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