I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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