He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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