Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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