That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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