I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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