i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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