So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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