Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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