So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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