Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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