if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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