I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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