Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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