woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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