So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
