? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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