Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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