is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
As shirtless as possible
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Randomize
