Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Let's paint friendship bongs
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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