i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize