Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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