Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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There r osticjed everywhere
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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