You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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