just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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