P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize