i would punch a child for taco bell
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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