Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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