i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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