Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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