You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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