I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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