Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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