anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
There r osticjed everywhere
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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